Knock knock funny bunny jokes..

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KNOCK KNOCK FUNNY BUNNY JOKES..

Table of Contents..


Introduction..

1.1 Lettuce Jokes

1.2 Alpaca Jokes

1.3 Boo Jokes

1.4 Olive Jokes

1.5 Atch Jokes

1.6 Cow Says Jokes

1.7 Harry Jokes

1.8 Honeydew Jokes

1.9 Howard Jokes

1.10 Miscellaneous Knock Knock Jokes.


 

Introduction..


Welcome to the world of laughter and amusement! "Knock Knock, Funny Bunny: 20 Jokes" is a collection of delightful and whimsical jokes designed to tickle your funny bone and brighten your day. Whether you're looking for clever wordplay in "Knock Knock" jokes or cute and humorous Bunny jokes, this book has something for everyone.


From the classic "Knock, knock" setup to the adorable antics of our Funny Bunnies, you'll find a wide array of jokes to share with friends and family or to enjoy on your own. Laughter is contagious, and this book is your ticket to spreading smiles and good vibes.


Get ready to giggle, chuckle, and share the joy of humor with the help of these light-hearted jokes. It's time to dive into the wonderful world of humor and embrace the whimsy of "Knock Knock, Funny Bunny: 20 Jokes."


 

"Knock knock" jokes with a funny bunny twist"


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hop.

Hop who?

Hoppy to be here, just like a funny bunny!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bunny.

Bunny who?

Bunny joke is gonna make you laugh!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Carrot.

Carrot who?

Carrot your funny bunny to the comedy show!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ears.

Ears who?

Ears another funny bunny joke for you!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Flop.

Flop who?

Flop on down and listen to this hilarious bunny joke!


Remember, the key to making these jokes funny is in the delivery, so have fun with them and watch your friends and family smile!


Why did the bunny bring a ladder to the bar?

Because it heard the drinks were on the house!


What do you call a bunny with a dictionary?

A smarty-pants!


What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet!


What's a bunny's favorite place in New York City?

Times Square!


How do bunnies stay cool in the summer?

They use hare conditioning!


What do you get when you cross a bunny and a dog?

A barking mad bunny!


Why did the bunny bring a ladder to the garden?

Because it wanted to see what was up with the carrots!


What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?

A funny bunny!


How does a bunny stay healthy?

Hops and carrots!


What do you call a bunny with a lot of money?

A million-hare!


What do you call a bunny that tells jokes on the internet?

A punny bunny!


Why did the bunny go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little "hop"-ochondriac!


What did the bunny say when it lost its way?

"I'm all ears!"


What did the bunny say when it hopped into the bakery?

"I carrot have too many sweets!"


How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it!


What do you call a bunny that loves music?

A hip-hop artist!


Why did the bunny go to school?

To get a little "hare"-ducation!


What do you call a bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!


What's a bunny's favorite type of dance?

The bunny hop!


How does a bunny keep its fur looking nice?

With hare spray!


I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!



Why did the bunny sit in the shade?Because it didn't want to be a hot cross bunny!


What do you call a bunny magician?

Houdini Hare!


What do you get when you cross a bunny with an elephant?

An elephant-ear bunny!


How do you make a bunny float?

Add root beer and a scoop of ice cream to a hopping bunny!


What did the bunny say when it found out it was adopted?

"You've got to be kidding me!"


Why did the bunny go to the beauty parlor?

It wanted a hare cut and a hare style!


What's a bunny's favorite type of music?

Hip-hop!


Why did the bunny bring a ladder to the library?

Because it wanted to check out the hare-raising tales!


How do you know if a bunny is a good actor?

It has great "hop"-tions!


What do you call a bunny with a bright future?

Hop-timistic!




What do you call a bunny who tells jokes at the circus?

The hare-raising comedian!


Why did the bunny go to school?

To get an education in hop-tics and algebra-hop!


How do you make a bunny smile?

Tell a funny tail!


What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet!


What did one bunny say to the other when they saw a delicious-looking garden?

"Lettuce go raid it!"


What do you call a bunny that's a law enforcement officer?

A hop-tective!


What do you get when you cross a bunny and a flower?

A daisy bunny!


How do you catch a bunny?

Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot!


Why was the bunny always so good at math?

Because it was a natural hare-thematician!


What do you call a bunny who tells secrets?

A gossip-hop!


Why did the bunny bring a ladder to the restaurant?

It heard the food was out of this world!


What did one bunny say to the other after a race?

"You carrot believe how fast I am!"


What do you call a bunny with a bent ear?

Anything you want. It can't hear you!


How do you know if a bunny is enjoying a movie?

It's all ears and laughter!


Why did the bunny apply for a job at the bakery?

It wanted to make some dough!


I hope these jokes bring even more laughter to your day!

BY:ABIDA LUBNA

E-MAIL: ideas.innovate7661@gmail.com

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